Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg on The Ellen Show (Full Interview) (YouTube Video Transcript)

(00:00:00) Your YouTube transcript will appear here (00:00:01) 11. oh good I love it it's new furniture (00:00:05) yeah are you happy with it it feels (00:00:07) great it's comfortable right is it is it (00:00:09) pleather it is pleather clever how did (00:00:12) you know that I just I'm I'm All We Have (00:00:14) All pleather Furniture in our house yeah (00:00:16) yeah you can it's fine pleather it's (00:00:19) fine yes it's fine Corinthian pleather (00:00:21) it is fine pleather Mark you're not (00:00:24) saying anything do you not like it (00:00:26) I'm just waiting for you to deliver (00:00:27) something to my house yeah do you want (00:00:30) some stuff it's nice because this (00:00:31) perfect temperature combats the heat (00:00:33) outside it's a nice cooling feel it (00:00:35) feels so nice in here right yeah (00:00:39) come on (00:00:41) it does feels really nice in here (00:00:44) um you two are hilarious together and (00:00:46) it's an unlikely pairing which makes it (00:00:48) so great and I think I'm responsible for (00:00:51) the two of you being together because I (00:00:52) was hosting the Oscars when the two of (00:00:54) you met right you sort we we kind of met (00:00:58) from afar when we when we were singing (00:01:01) that song (00:01:03) do you not remember (00:01:05) no I do remember that and you know what (00:01:07) pointed he always takes credit for give (00:01:08) me a comedy career but it was you you (00:01:10) discovered me oh did I (00:01:13) oh (00:01:17) I think you did (00:01:21) I'm not paying you 50 of my salary (00:01:23) anymore (00:01:24) I'm giving it to Ellen thank you very (00:01:26) much but he's hilarious but you kind of (00:01:28) called him out and it turns out he's (00:01:30) right he's yeah you know it was amazing (00:01:33) as I met a lot of people I wanted to do (00:01:35) comedy there were comedic elements some (00:01:36) of the performances that I had done but (00:01:37) every time I met with somebody they (00:01:39) weren't the like funny kind cool people (00:01:41) that you know you saw them on screen so (00:01:44) when I met will and Adam was like five (00:01:46) minutes into the conversation they were (00:01:47) like oh we might want to do this thing (00:01:49) with you I said I'm in they said we (00:01:50) haven't even told you the idea yet I (00:01:51) said I don't care a man and then they (00:01:53) told me the idea for the other guys and (00:01:54) he said no (00:01:55) [Music] (00:02:00) he just enjoys making people laugh you (00:02:03) know so it's it's the process is also (00:02:05) fun you're saying that most comedians (00:02:06) are angry (00:02:08) dog I wouldn't say angry but I would say (00:02:11) dark it was like this this weird tension (00:02:14) between you and will right yeah it's (00:02:15) like this competitive thing we love each (00:02:18) other exactly that's a lie (00:02:21) that is the bold face yeah it is we love (00:02:24) each other so much he lives in my house (00:02:25) yep I actually do (00:02:32) it is rare I know what you mean because (00:02:34) a lot of comedians are are very uh dark (00:02:37) like you said and he is a very sweet (00:02:39) down to earth guy and I'm just loving (00:02:42) this interview yeah (00:02:45) I would imagine you to be the dark one (00:02:48) and yet he's not you're not you're like (00:02:50) a softy (00:02:52) thank you and you know what else I've (00:02:54) learned about Mark what over the years (00:02:56) he doesn't ever sweat (00:02:58) yeah (00:03:02) because we've no because we've done (00:03:05) we've done interviews and all of a (00:03:07) sudden I'm just break out sweating (00:03:09) profusely and Mark just goes what's (00:03:10) going on you okay (00:03:13) is there a problem I'm like I don't know (00:03:17) whatever (00:03:18) I don't work out that's why yeah and I (00:03:22) just I eat a lot of beef jerky and that (00:03:26) may be that maybe what contributing so (00:03:28) any exertion at all makes you sweat yeah (00:03:31) now you have you have four kids right (00:03:33) yes and you have three and do they know (00:03:35) each other (00:03:36) are they like around the ages that (00:03:38) they'd hang out well (00:03:40) I I found some disturbing news today (00:03:44) about his kids (00:03:46) well about his oldest boy who I thought (00:03:48) was a lovely lad until I realized that (00:03:50) he is in some sort of form of (00:03:52) communication with my oldest child (00:03:55) and what for what in what form they're (00:03:57) following each other on Instagram (00:04:00) but what I don't understand is how come (00:04:02) my daughter's on Instagram when I've had (00:04:03) her phone for 45 days oh she was she was (00:04:06) honest yeah I saw the picture like (00:04:11) you know what in actuality as I thought (00:04:13) about I have come to to to understand (00:04:16) that in it's inevitable that she will be (00:04:18) with somebody right and so if it could (00:04:21) be somebody like will I would be happy (00:04:23) wow I know that she's in good hands (00:04:26) that's his name will your son no Magnus (00:04:28) Magnus because (00:04:29) Sky sweat oh my God (00:04:32) and I just sweats (00:04:35) [Music] (00:04:36) wrap (00:04:40) no he's a good boy he's a good boy he's (00:04:42) a good boy is he I mean well (00:04:46) other than the fact that he likes to (00:04:48) purchase knives on the internet he's a (00:04:50) good boy (00:04:58) so he just ordered them (00:05:00) let's order it on Amazon do you (00:05:02) yeah I just found that out yeah (00:05:05) so keep your Cutlery (00:05:09) locked up yeah because he comes over (00:05:11) yeah maybe you don't want her hanging (00:05:14) out with Magnus I mean other than that (00:05:15) he seems like a sweet boy other than (00:05:17) that yeah yeah all right (00:05:20) um what's your daughter's name (00:05:22) Ella you should check your Amazon (00:05:24) account as well because uh if he's (00:05:26) getting knives maybe that's something (00:05:27) maybe that's how they met is on the (00:05:29) knife account (00:05:31) we got an Amazon issue too but it's not (00:05:33) knives what are they buying (00:05:35) bathing suits random stuff (00:05:38) do they have credit cards (00:05:40) they just get the account number (00:05:42) is that how you do it yeah right get the (00:05:45) password the countless (00:05:48) he doesn't want to get into it okay have (00:05:51) a little fun today we'll be right back (00:05:54) with Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell and (00:05:56) since you're both dads in real life you (00:05:57) probably help your kids with homework I (00:05:59) would assume or absolutely a little bit (00:06:01) yeah probably I would see you doing that (00:06:02) will does you do (00:06:04) all right uh we thought we'd play a (00:06:07) little game it's called does Daddy (00:06:08) really know best (00:06:09) [Music] (00:06:16) be a team let's bring out our other (00:06:17) contestant from AE Wright Middle School (00:06:19) please welcome 11 year old Zachary (00:06:21) Rifkin (00:06:22) [Applause] (00:06:27) [Music] (00:06:30) [Applause] (00:06:33) don't play no games he's not joking hi (00:06:36) Zachary and you guys think you'll win (00:06:38) that's funny all right hi Zachary hi how (00:06:41) you doing good how are you I'm good okay (00:06:43) leave the money in your pocket (00:06:46) so do you know these guys you know their (00:06:48) movies uh yeah what movies do you know I (00:06:51) know Daddy's home I know elf (00:06:54) no (00:06:56) it'll be nice (00:06:59) yeah I know that one no I don't I don't (00:07:02) know that one sure yeah no that's all (00:07:05) all right well that's right and do you (00:07:07) think you're gonna win you think you're (00:07:08) smarter than them okay all right you (00:07:11) look smarter than us how do you do in (00:07:13) school pretty well I do pretty well yeah (00:07:15) I'm a straight A student good that's (00:07:17) good (00:07:20) all right so you can get behind your (00:07:22) podiums and I will ask the questions (00:07:25) all right (00:07:27) now (00:07:28) you can see you may have to write (00:07:29) something down uh you may not that's (00:07:32) your department all right (00:07:34) yes all right here we go (00:07:37) two of the biggest stars on the planet (00:07:39) are Will and Mark what is the seventh (00:07:41) planet from the Sun (00:07:44) Neptune Uranus (00:07:47) hey yours (00:07:54) you hear what he said about you he said (00:07:56) all right up Uranus (00:07:59) man here we go one to zero here we go (00:08:02) wow how many legs does a butterfly have (00:08:05) oh (00:08:07) yes will dude you scared me man how many (00:08:10) legs does a butterfly have (00:08:13) can you repeat the question (00:08:16) you know when I hit a shot and the (00:08:17) land's real soft on the green just a (00:08:18) little spin back I said land like a (00:08:20) butterfly with sore feet four (00:08:23) [Applause] (00:08:26) [Music] (00:08:26) [Applause] (00:08:34) is fast here we go a heptagon is a shape (00:08:37) without with how many sides (00:08:40) seven that's right yes (00:08:44) you gotta have to go enjoy it while you (00:08:47) can that's the only one you get hey we (00:08:48) got a heptagon boy all right Zachary's (00:08:51) getting cocky you're gonna have to go (00:08:53) all right they're gone I got one I'm (00:08:56) gonna turn you into a heptagon (00:08:59) how many bones are in a typical adult (00:09:02) human's body (00:09:05) 206. that's right (00:09:09) as Gwen Stefani once said this blank is (00:09:13) bananas (00:09:14) b-a-n-a-n-a-s spell bananas backwards (00:09:18) I thought you said the word (00:09:22) that's the lyrics of the song yeah but I (00:09:24) didn't want to say because there's a kid (00:09:25) here what you just said who said who (00:09:28) said (00:09:30) my mom talks like a truck driver and I (00:09:32) have a 15 year old sister so you're fine (00:09:34) okay (00:09:35) well (00:09:41) aerospace engineers (00:09:45) in (00:09:48) a n a b that's right (00:09:53) three to two (00:09:56) who starred in the movie The Other Guys (00:10:02) Sam Jackson Dwayne Johnson (00:10:05) and Will Ferrell yeah Mark Wahlberg and (00:10:08) Will Ferrell all right it's all tied up (00:10:10) here we go here we go back on track okay (00:10:12) what is 4 7 plus 1 16th (00:10:21) [Laughter] (00:10:25) [Applause] (00:10:35) [Applause] (00:10:41) that's right (00:10:43) [Music] (00:10:45) hey I gotta give it to you on that one (00:10:46) man I'm on your team now yeah