SpongeBob SquarePants: The Movie 2/10 HD (YouTube Video Transcript)

(00:00:00) Your YouTube transcript will appear here (00:00:00) Oh carried my computer wife if only I (00:00:03) could have managed to steal the secret (00:00:05) to grab success the formula for the (00:00:08) krabby patty (00:00:12) then people would line up to eat at my (00:00:14) restaurant lord knows I've tried I've (00:00:19) exhausted every evil plan in my filing (00:00:22) cabinet from a 2y8 to why yeah hey why (00:00:28) you know the alphabet what about Z Z Z (00:00:32) the letter after Y W X Y Z plan Z here (00:00:39) it is just like you said it's evil it's (00:00:49) diabolical its lemon-scented (00:00:53) this plan c can't possibly fail go enjoy (00:00:58) today mr. Krabs because by tomorrow I'll (00:01:02) have the formula then everyone will eat (00:01:05) at the Chum Bucket and I will rule the (00:01:07) world I think I stepped in something (00:01:21) not in something on someone you twit (00:01:26) oh sorry plankton are you on your way to (00:01:29) the grand opening ceremony no I am NOT (00:01:32) on my way over to the grand opening (00:01:33) ceremony I'm Tracy planning to rule the (00:01:37) world well good luck with that I'm ready (00:01:46) stupid kid hey $9 for this I paid 10 (00:02:00) before we begin with the ribbon-cutting (00:02:02) I'd like to announce the name of our new (00:02:05) manager oh yes well anyway the new (00:02:20) manager is a loyal hard-working employee (00:02:25) he obvious choice for the job the name (00:02:30) you all know it starts with an S please (00:02:34) welcome our new manager food with (00:02:37) tentacles (00:02:44) [Music] (00:02:49) [Music] (00:02:58) oh the bone thoughts I'm getting an (00:03:01) important news flash from mr. Krabs go (00:03:03) ahead mr. Kay I'm making a complete (00:03:06) letter myself the most embarrassing (00:03:11) thing you've ever seen you know it's (00:03:15) worse because I'm repeating everything (00:03:16) you say into the microphone you didn't (00:03:21) get the job what you did not get the job (00:03:29) why I spongebob you're a great fry cook (00:03:34) what I gave the job to Squidward because (00:03:37) being manager is a big responsibility (00:03:39) well let's face it he's more mature than (00:03:44) you I'm not McCullar dad I mean this in (00:03:49) the nicest of ways but there's a word (00:03:52) for what you are and that word is uh (00:03:54) Nellie see ya (00:03:56) dork no wait that's not right not a dork (00:04:01) closer but no no no okay that's enough (00:04:08) look what I'm trying to say is you're (00:04:12) just a kid and to be a manager you have (00:04:15) to be a man otherwise they call it (00:04:17) Kittinger you understand did you I mean (00:04:20) you understand (00:04:22) I guess they'll mr. Krabs poor kid (00:04:41) [Music] (00:04:54) [Music] (00:05:04) later that evening time to put plan Z (00:05:10) into effect starting at the Utterson (00:05:14) castle of King Neptune oh right the (00:05:32) Royal Court is now in session (00:05:34) bring the prisoner forward you have (00:05:43) confessed to the crime of touching the (00:05:45) king's crown yes but it's my job your (00:05:50) highness (00:05:50) I'm the royal crown polisher well then I (00:05:54) guess I can't execute you five years in (00:05:58) the dungeon it is daddy you're free to (00:06:02) go (00:06:03) bless you princess Mindy (00:06:08) Mindy how dare you defy me why do you (00:06:12) have to be so mean (00:06:13) I'm the kitten I must enforce the laws (00:06:16) of the sea father I wish you'd try a (00:06:18) little love and compassion instead of (00:06:20) these harsh punishments that would be (00:06:22) nice Squire clear the room (00:06:25) I wish to speak to my daughter alone (00:06:29) what is this Mindy your crown and what (00:06:33) does this crown do covers your bald spot (00:06:36) it's not bull (00:06:38) it's pinning this crown doesn't much (00:06:41) more than cover a slightly receding (00:06:44) hairline no this crown entitles the one (00:06:47) who wears it to be in charge of the sea (00:06:50) one day you will wear this crown I'm (00:06:54) gonna be bald (00:06:55) King anyway the point is you won't wear (00:06:59) it until you learn how to rule with an (00:07:01) iron fist (00:07:02) thank you Dad (00:07:06) your crown (00:07:11) [Music] (00:07:17) I got it (00:07:25) [Music] (00:07:31) hey fella goofy goobers time today (00:07:48) oh the goofy goober I know I'll just (00:08:17) stop thinking about it (00:08:19) hey you know I actually feel a little (00:08:22) better I don't even remember why I was (00:08:24) bad it's the new Krusty Krab (00:08:27) - manager Wow the pressures already (00:08:33) setting in (00:08:34) no bet you don't understand I didn't get (00:08:38) the promotion (00:08:39) what whoa mr. Krabs I'm a kid I know (00:08:46) what saying your attendance it's like (00:08:49) saying I'm a kid you should do vermeil (00:08:51) sir oh I'm supposed to get a toy with (00:08:53) this perks (00:08:55) I'm gonna head home Pat the celebrations (00:08:59) off and here's your triple goober berry (00:09:08) sunrise sir goober berry sunrise huh I (00:09:14) guess I could use one of those oh you're (00:09:17) talking