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(00:00:00) Your YouTube transcript will appear here (00:00:00) Taking out the trash. Taking out the (00:00:02) trash. (00:00:05) Dumpster writing. The voice of the (00:00:07) people. Up with bubbles. Down with air. (00:00:09) Stop. Neatodes are people, too. Those (00:00:14) nematodes. Here's one somebody didn't (00:00:16) finish. Squidward smells. Good. (00:00:20) Stop. H. What's this one? Crabs is a (00:00:25) Huh? Crabs is a (00:00:28) >> mother. Okay. Do you kiss your mother (00:00:30) with that mouth? (00:00:31) >> Well, sometimes, but not recently. (00:00:37) >> Hello, customers. Nice [ __ ] day we're (00:00:40) having, huh? (00:00:42) >> Did he just say I He did? (00:00:45) >> Hey, Patrick, how the [ __ ] are you? (00:00:47) >> Pretty [ __ ] good, Spongebob. (00:00:50) >> I thought this is a restaurant, not a (00:00:52) guttermouth convention. (00:00:54) >> Gee, I sure am glad Mr. Krabs told us (00:00:56) that word we were using was a bad word. (00:00:58) Yeah, me too. Because classy (00:01:00) sophisticates like us should not stain (00:01:02) our lips with cursing. (00:01:03) >> Yay, verily. Now, let's play a nice, (00:01:05) wholesome game of eels and escalators. (00:01:07) >> Oh, boy. My favorite. (00:01:09) >> Come on, Gary needs a new pair of shoes. (00:01:12) >> Oh, eels. Too bad, Spongebob. You got to (00:01:15) ride the eel. (00:01:16) >> Darn. (00:01:19) >> My turn. (00:01:21) Hooray. ESCALATORS. (00:01:25) UP. (00:01:27) Come on. Escalators. Escalators. (00:01:28) Escalators. (00:01:31) Eels again. (00:01:33) >> My turn. (00:01:35) Escalators. (00:01:36) >> Escalators. Escalators. Escalators. (00:01:39) Eels. (00:01:41) >> Escalators. (00:01:45) Well, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, (00:01:47) SPONGEBOB. Or if you get eels again, you (00:01:50) lose. (00:01:52) >> Escalators. Escalators. Escalators. (00:01:56) Escalators. (00:02:03) >> Holy [ __ ] (00:02:06) >> You said number 11. (00:02:09) >> I'm sorry, Patrick. Mr. Krabs is right. (00:02:12) There's no need for words like that. (00:02:13) >> I'm sorry too, Spongebob. (00:02:15) >> Let's make a vow, Patrick. From this day (00:02:17) forth, a foul word shall never pass our (00:02:19) lips. We will be good citizens, just (00:02:21) like good old Mr. Krabs. (00:02:23) >> AGREED. ALL RIGHT, you two foul mouths. (00:02:26) As punishment for fouling the air in me (00:02:28) restaurant with your foul words, you're (00:02:30) going to give the Krusty Krab a fresh (00:02:31) coat of paint from top TO BOTTOM. (00:02:35) MY mother (00:02:37) [ __ ] Jesus. WHAT A [ __ ] ROCKET OF (00:02:39) [ __ ] CAN'T SAY I GOT A [ __ ] AIR. (00:02:42) OH [ __ ] (00:02:44) [ __ ] INSIDE (00:02:46) A DICK OF [ __ ] [ __ ] grab a prick, (00:02:52) Patrick. (00:02:54) We're going to tell your mom, Mr. Krabs. (00:02:58) >> That is it for the video, guys. I hope (00:03:00) you enjoyed it. If this gets enough (00:03:01) likes, I might do a part two. Make sure (00:03:04) to subscribe and check out the links for (00:03:05) my sponsor. Everything they sell is (00:03:07) pretty dope, and it's also fairly (00:03:09) priced. Stay tuned for new Spongebob