Cars (2006) Full Movie: Traffic Court (13/46) (YouTube Video Transcript)

(00:00:00) Your YouTube transcript will appear here (00:00:01) The Radiator Springs traffic will come (00:00:04) to order. Hey, you smashed my B. I went (00:00:07) to the blowtorrch for you, man. You (00:00:10) were right about the car. (00:00:12) Officer, talk to me, babe. How long is (00:00:14) this going to take? I got to get to (00:00:15) California Toronto. Where's your lawyer? (00:00:18) I don't know. To eat. Maybe he's got a (00:00:20) time share there. When a defendant has (00:00:22) no lawyer, the court will assign one to (00:00:25) him. Hey, anyone want to be his lawyer? (00:00:30) Shoot. I'll do it. Sheriff. All right. (00:00:34) The Honorable Doc Hudson presiding. (00:00:37) Chill off. May Doc have mercy on your (00:00:40) soul. (00:00:42) All right. I want to know who's (00:00:43) responsible for wrecking my town. (00:00:45) Sheriff. I want his hood on a platter. (00:00:47) I'm going to put him in jail till he (00:00:49) rots. No. Check that. I'm going to put (00:00:51) him in jail till the jail rots on top of (00:00:54) him. And then I'm going to move him to a (00:00:55) new jail and let that jail rot. I'm (00:01:01) throw him out of here, sheriff. I want (00:01:03) him out of my courtroom. I want him out (00:01:06) of our town. Case dismissed. Yes, I'm (00:01:09) pretty good at this lawyer and stuff. (00:01:11) Sorry I'm late, your honor. (00:01:14) Holy Porsha. She's got to be from my (00:01:16) attorney's office. Hey, thanks for (00:01:18) coming, but we're all set. He's letting (00:01:20) me go. He's letting you go? Yeah, your (00:01:23) job's pretty easy today. All you have to (00:01:25) do now is stand there and let me look at (00:01:27) you. Listen, I'm going to cut to the (00:01:29) chase. Me, you dinner. What the, please. (00:01:34) I know. I get that reaction a lot. I (00:01:37) create feelings in others that they (00:01:38) themselves don't understand. (00:01:42) Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you? Well, a (00:01:45) little bit, but I'll be all right. Okay. (00:01:49) I'm going to go talk to the judge. Do (00:01:50) what you got to do, baby. Oh, but (00:01:52) listen, be careful. Folks around here (00:01:54) are not firing on all cylinders, if you (00:01:56) know what I mean. (00:02:00) I'll keep that in mind. Hey there, (00:02:02) Mater. Howdy, Sh. Hi, folks. (00:02:08) You know her? She's a town attorney and (00:02:11) my fiance. What? I'm just kidding. She (00:02:15) just likes me from my body. Doc, you (00:02:18) look great this morning. Did you do (00:02:20) something different with your side view (00:02:21) mirrors? What do you want, Sally? (00:02:23) Come on, make this guy fix the road. The (00:02:25) town needs this. No, I know his type. (00:02:29) Race car. It's the last thing this town (00:02:31) needs. Okay, I didn't want him to do (00:02:34) this, Doc. But you leave me no choice. (00:02:36) Fellow citizens, you're all aware of our (00:02:39) town's proud history. Here she goes (00:02:41) again. Radiator Springs, the glorious (00:02:44) jewel strung on the necklace of Route (00:02:46) 66. The mother rope. It is our job and (00:02:50) our pleasure to take care of the (00:02:52) travelers on our stretch of that road. (00:02:53) Travelers? What travelers? Ignore him. (00:02:56) But how, I ask you, are we to care for (00:02:59) those travelers if there is no road for (00:03:01) them to drive on? Luigi, what do you (00:03:03) have at your store? Tires. And if no one (00:03:06) can get to you, I won't sell any tires. (00:03:10) I will lose everything. What do you have (00:03:12) at your store? I have gas. Lots of gas. (00:03:16) Okay, boys. Stay with me. And What will (00:03:18) happen if no one can come to your (00:03:20) station to buy gas? I'll go out of (00:03:22) business and we'll have to leave town. (00:03:24) And what's going to happen to all of us (00:03:26) if Chlo leaves town and closes her (00:03:27) station? (00:03:30) What? So, don't you think the car (00:03:31) responsible should fix our road? The (00:03:34) only guy strong enough to fix that road (00:03:36) is Big Al. Is he? Big Al left like 15 (00:03:38) years ago. Then why are you bringing him (00:03:40) up, you 11? Oh, he can do it. He's got (00:03:42) the horsepower. So, what do you want him (00:03:45) to do? (00:03:46) Because we are a town worth fixing. (00:03:50) [Applause] (00:03:53) Partner in the court. (00:03:56) Seems like my mind has been changed for (00:03:58) me. (00:04:00) No. Nice ruling. (00:04:03) Oh, I'm so not taking you to dinner. (00:04:07) That's okay. Stickers. You can take (00:04:09) Bessie. Oh, man. He get to work with (00:04:12) Bessie. I'll give him a lift two lug (00:04:13) knife or something like that. Bessie. (00:04:16) Who's Bessie?