(00:00:00)Your YouTube transcript will appear here(00:00:00)Gentle parenting is dumb. (00:00:02)>> Watch gentle parenting. (00:00:03)>> Swear you're like, "Come on, Henry. Just (00:00:05)go and put that in the bin over there, (00:00:06)Henry. It's okay, Henry. Take your time, (00:00:08)Henry. Henry, that' be wild. Cuz none of (00:00:10)your kids Henry. [laughter] (00:00:12)>> Henry. Henry, please don't punch mommy (00:00:14)in the tits." No, that's too many. (00:00:16)Henry, you can't do combos on mommy's (00:00:17)breast. Like, no [laughter] shouting. (00:00:19)>> Henry, put down the knife. Just Henry, (00:00:21)please put down the knife. (00:00:22)>> Henry's like, Henry half an hour later (00:00:24)has a knife and he hasn't put the thing (00:00:26)in the bin [laughter] (00:00:27)and it takes forever to do anything. and (00:00:29)parents just in the park taking forever (00:00:31)to leave the park (00:00:32)>> CUZ THEY WON'T GET THEIR LITTLE in a (00:00:33)headlock which ultimately that's how (00:00:35)with the parenting you win everything (00:00:37)because you can just pick the little up. (00:00:39)>> Do you shout as a parent? (00:00:41)>> Not the first four times. Yeah. (00:00:42)>> But then they ignore the first four (00:00:44)times. So you know you've got to if they (00:00:46)reacted although there is a another (00:00:48)gear, isn't there? (00:00:49)>> Yeah. There's the sinister sort of I'm (00:00:52)about to lose my [laughter] So, (00:00:55)I'm just before we do that, why don't we (00:00:57)not have me lose my and [laughter] (00:00:59)you do what I've asked three times