(00:00:00)Your YouTube transcript will appear here(00:00:00)Widows are happier after their husband (00:00:03)dies. True. This is (00:00:06)>> Every time I see another video, Scott, (00:00:08)it just gets worse. You start off this (00:00:12)video talking about Lisa who is happy (00:00:15)with her cats. She doesn't have a man. (00:00:19)And now it's widows who are happy when (00:00:23)their husbands kick the bucket. And then (00:00:27)you turn around to say in the same video (00:00:32)that men who are married live 5 to seven (00:00:35)years longer. That men who do not get (00:00:39)married by the time they're 30 have a (00:00:42)higher risk of substance abuse problems. (00:00:46)Why would we want to marry you? (00:00:51)We're happy when you're dead. (00:00:56)Where is your answer to that? You keep (00:01:00)saying your own three Ps. Everyone knows (00:01:03)I have my three Ps. Scots are provide, (00:01:06)protect, and procreate. So, your answer (00:01:10)is to bring a couple of bucks into the (00:01:12)home, have a bat by your bedside, and (00:01:15)[ __ ] a lot. We already been there, done (00:01:18)that, and we're happy when you die. (00:01:25)>> [gasps] (00:01:26)>> What are you offering? (00:01:29)What are you offering to young women? (00:01:32)What are young men offering to young (00:01:36)women to gain the benefits that marriage (00:01:41)gives to men and sucks out a women? (00:01:46)Your only answer is marry us [laughter] (00:01:50)or we're going to die. (00:01:54)Marry us or we're going to take drugs. (00:02:01)Oh, to be a rich white man. Just to be a (00:02:05)rich white man. Because clearly clearly (00:02:09)you didn't have to run this message by (00:02:11)one single person. (00:02:16)>> [gasps] (00:02:18)>> What (00:02:20)are young men offering young women (00:02:25)that young women actually want?
