The WORST Video Game Songs (YouTube Video Transcript)

(00:00:00) Your YouTube transcript will appear here (00:00:00) fellas ah video game music ever listen (00:00:04) to it I know that you do I if you're (00:00:07) watching me I know you're obsessed with (00:00:08) video games it's okay everybody likes (00:00:10) video game music but you guys know all (00:00:12) the good stuff right but what are the (00:00:13) worst songs what are the worst songs (00:00:16) ever created and put in a video game I (00:00:18) asked my chat that very same question (00:00:21) and by the way crazy bus is (00:00:25) banned I think you can see why I (00:00:28) apologize to all ear users let's run a (00:00:30) bracket and find out the absolute worst (00:00:33) video game song of all time shall (00:00:36) [Music] (00:00:40) we this is Ricky Martin is this not (00:00:43) living Lita Loca it's like the same (00:00:47) thing wait it actually is it literally (00:00:51) is wait what that song goes crazy this a (00:00:53) great song I like this one all right (00:00:55) let's check out the other (00:00:59) one (00:01:05) oh that shit's kind of hot though that's (00:01:08) some heat miles is kind of digging it (00:01:10) too hold on wait is this like a side (00:01:13) quest in Miles Morales where Uncle Aaron (00:01:15) just sends you garbage ass Productions I (00:01:18) think I think the yeah I think the the (00:01:20) votes have it next (00:01:22) [Music] (00:01:26) up it does sound like a flowey song (00:01:28) doesn't it it sounds very under tail (00:01:30) this sounds like a shopkeeping wait oh (00:01:34) there okay there's more (00:01:38) okay okay did not expect that I didn't (00:01:41) know it would go further all right (00:01:43) yeah so is it supposed to be bad it says (00:01:46) sabotaged (00:01:48) right you just think it's bad cuz it's (00:01:50) saided sheer and doing a Pokemon song I (00:01:53) I think it's fine right uh payday three (00:01:55) wins yeah oh hell yeah this one isn't (00:01:59) bad (00:02:03) [Music] (00:02:06) he's so insistent now I have to rock (00:02:08) with buck Bumble right about (00:02:11) now all right I had plans I was busy but (00:02:15) all right that one's pretty good uh I (00:02:17) don't I thought Phoenix r a good (00:02:19) [Music] (00:02:24) music this is (00:02:26) pretty this one's not bad I hate this (00:02:29) [ __ ] song you need the context for (00:02:32) this one okay I'm going to go ahead and (00:02:34) guess is this a song that plays and you (00:02:36) can't turn it off okay yes okay got it (00:02:39) like six times it plays a billion (00:02:42) times okay maybe with the context I get (00:02:45) it wait is this the bad (00:02:49) one what I've never heard (00:02:53) this oh my (00:02:57) god dude wait is this really a chokeable (00:03:00) get to the point where's the choco boing (00:03:03) here it (00:03:05) comes it's not chocoo we get to the (00:03:07) chocoo (00:03:09) part oh that was it no way that was it (00:03:13) that was the chocoo part it sounded like (00:03:15) a a a ring of keys going down a (00:03:17) [Music] (00:03:20) pipe all right I don't know who did the (00:03:22) seating on this bracket this shit's kind (00:03:25) of (00:03:27) hard I just love whoever made this song (00:03:31) hitting (00:03:33) that oh my God that base oh no stop Slow (00:03:36) Down slow down slow down whoa whoa whoa (00:03:40) they lost all the song data pre-launch (00:03:42) and had to slap [ __ ] together last (00:03:43) minute but wait what if we had the (00:03:46) mashup of the (00:03:50) century you guys are saying stop but I (00:03:52) know this is you guys right now that (00:03:54) [ __ ] go kind of hard actually it goes (00:03:57) hard on my ears I think it's this one I (00:03:59) think this one's a little bit too (00:04:01) obvious obviously Sonic Chronicles is (00:04:03) bad but the chocoo theme is inspired out (00:04:06) I'm in carpet and if there's too many (00:04:09) heads in my blunt I won't spark it I'll (00:04:11) put it in my pocket and save it like (00:04:14) Rocket Fuel to everybody's (00:04:16) gone dude the beat is beating this guy's (00:04:19) ass this beat is hard to (00:04:23) ride cuz like turtle my sty fits tighter (00:04:28) than a if you hate it we just leave it (00:04:31) wait a minute wait this isn't like a an (00:04:33) RPG game so like you're you're like (00:04:35) going through your school tasks and this (00:04:38) just (00:04:45) rapping I'm just throwing out a shout (00:04:47) out there in the (00:04:49) [Music] (00:04:54) middle I played this game and I don't (00:04:56) remember (00:04:59) this (00:05:01) it's just a midi song you think God is (00:05:05) ever up in heaven like damn that shit's (00:05:07) kind of (00:05:07) trash I wish that person didn't believe (00:05:10) in me straight up con you idiot God's (00:05:12) love is infinite your mortal mind can't (00:05:15) comprehend it are you God is this God in (00:05:22) chat all right all right this one wins (00:05:25) straight up oh (00:05:28) wait this is pretty good do not ask when (00:05:32) this song plays uh-oh have another (00:05:34) blushy crushy moment oh never (00:05:37) mind oh they blew it now it sounds like (00:05:40) Blue's Clues coming up next on Nick Jr (00:05:42) it's Baron the Big Blue House followed (00:05:45) by Peppa Pig I like the Toy Story (00:05:47) trumpet in the (00:05:51) [Music] (00:05:54) background very Toy Story that's (00:05:57) pretty now let's try double dribble (00:06:00) [Music] (00:06:04) [Laughter] (00:06:05) [Music] (00:06:14) why did they add this this had to have (00:06:16) been like a fourth of the cart oh you're (00:06:18) right my bad sorry (00:06:26) [Music] (00:06:28) everybody all right yeah it's two it's (00:06:30) definitely (00:06:34) two (00:06:37) okay is that the (00:06:41) Joker who is that who laughs at (00:06:43) Spider-Man who's giggling frddy Faz perz (00:06:47) we come here every night to (00:06:52) be (00:06:54) is who's tickling the Green (00:06:58) Goblin (00:07:01) what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is going on (00:07:04) in this game what could possibly be (00:07:07) happening in this (00:07:13) game I think this one wins I think this (00:07:16) one wins the whole tournament this one's (00:07:26) fantastic it's like it's like Chinese (00:07:29) water torture like every time I think (00:07:31) it's going to be like that like I'm I'm (00:07:33) actually relieved by the little (00:07:34) like I like that one way (00:07:37) more but when I hit (00:07:39) the just give me the little dinks I've (00:07:42) never heard of this game I don't know (00:07:43) what Sonic eraser is is it Tetris no (00:07:47) it's PUO (00:07:48) [Music] (00:07:49) oh Jesus why you beat the [ __ ] out of (00:07:52) that (00:07:53) Sonic any song that's physically painful (00:07:56) is worse right it has to be all right (00:07:58) next up (00:08:01) Jesus Christ I've never heard this I (00:08:04) thought sagot was cool he has a good (00:08:05) song the [ __ ] is going on in (00:08:08) Thailand bro looks sad he's frowning at (00:08:12) his face uh I don't think this is from (00:08:16) the game but let's check it (00:08:20) out I don't want to hear that (00:08:22) [Music] (00:08:25) anymore somebody's doing a Lou Armstrong (00:08:28) impression (00:08:29) [Music] (00:08:32) it's very Jazzy actually yeah hold (00:08:35) [Music] (00:08:40) on this was definitely recorded in one (00:08:43) take this was absolutely one (00:08:50) take yeah sounds like it was made in (00:08:53) Mario Paint it sounds like Mario Paint (00:08:56) that (00:08:58) do what why don't I guess Rabbids don't (00:09:01) have sounds I was going to say why is it (00:09:03) dog and cat (00:09:09) sounds all (00:09:11) right yeah bro is AD lipping all right (00:09:14) yeah let's get into it here we go (00:09:19) yep (00:09:21) yeah (00:09:23) yeah yeah dude I'm waiting for the song (00:09:26) to start I'm just getting blueballed (00:09:29) start the [ __ ] (00:09:30) song oh my god there it is he just shut (00:09:34) up and played guitar all right yeah (00:09:38) there it is there's the track I'm I'm (00:09:40) picking this on the basis of hating (00:09:42) rabids really it's really a rabid diff (00:09:44) hit (00:09:45) [Music] (00:09:50) it (00:09:55) [Music] (00:09:57) yeah yeah okay (00:10:02) is this a music game it has a keyboard (00:10:05) in it like they're this is supposed to (00:10:08) be a musical Arrangement Fire Emblem (00:10:17) [Music] (00:10:19) engage I see it I get it I get it it's (00:10:22) like Sonic underground's opening (00:10:28) yeah this shit's like a Sentai (00:10:32) [Music] (00:10:34) show it's it's not that bad actually (00:10:38) engage oh they said (00:10:40) engage buying goods at pal evergrace (00:10:47) OST too many instruments too many (00:10:49) instrument we got to tote it down a (00:10:50) little bit oh my God it's an assault on (00:10:53) the ears what the oh no stop that I can (00:10:58) hear the song Under underneath all of it (00:11:01) right the song just sounds like dirty (00:11:04) right it sounds like if you gave it a (00:11:06) good cleaning like a good polishing it (00:11:07) might be okay yeah I guess it's this (00:11:13) one (00:11:15) okay I (00:11:17) me I kind of (00:11:23) get I got (00:11:28) quieter (00:11:31) why did we get a different (00:11:34) instrument oh my got (00:11:40) that (00:11:43) uh-huh this isn't bad I don't think what (00:11:47) wait this is a bug this was a bug in the (00:11:49) release build wait really it glitched so (00:11:52) it only played the intro wait really so (00:11:55) your game bugged and it only did (00:11:58) this if if I was a child I would think (00:12:00) this trainer is going to kill me yeah (00:12:02) it's it's kind of an Abrupt change in (00:12:04) tone I'll give you (00:12:07) that (00:12:09) what where's the beat I can't catch (00:12:12) it I keep missing (00:12:15) it I I can't tell what's happening in (00:12:18) this (00:12:21) track okay it sounds like somebody (00:12:24) playing guitar down the hall at your (00:12:26) college (00:12:28) dorm (00:12:31) all right go ahead and vote stop hurting (00:12:34) the (00:12:40) cat this sounds like an emergency (00:12:43) weather alert this sounds like an amber (00:12:45) alert what (00:12:46) the sounds like my phone you know what (00:12:51) though o it's like somebody just banging (00:12:54) on a triangle if I was alive in 1942 I (00:12:57) might have jammed this well that that's (00:12:59) what that's the context you need this is (00:13:01) what we listen to Back in the speak (00:13:03) Yeezys oh hit it this is my favorite (00:13:05) track don't play it oh I'm playing it (00:13:07) hit my theme (00:13:08) [Music] (00:13:12) song holy (00:13:14) [ __ ] oh my god dude dude (00:13:18) if this is actually fantastic I the more (00:13:21) I listen to it the more I like it I I (00:13:24) genuinely love this song giant bread (00:13:28) buck (00:13:30) this song is so (00:13:40) funny (00:13:42) like he's just bumbling around the stage (00:13:46) he's like sneaking but he's not sneaky (00:13:49) nothing he does is sneaky he thinks he's (00:13:51) getting away with it that's why the (00:13:53) bread bug is so funny you guys know what (00:13:55) this is right who who on the Sega team (00:13:59) like found this sound you know what I (00:14:02) mean like somebody had to have been in (00:14:04) the studio working the Sega Genesis (00:14:06) sound chip and came across this sound (00:14:08) and said ah (00:14:11) Eureka I can't wait to inflict this on (00:14:13) the world wait another Choco song wait (00:14:16) this one's kind of cool (00:14:21) though never mind oh dude never mind (00:14:25) what H what who invited these (00:14:28) guys (00:14:31) the he said are we in hell what happened (00:14:35) to the chocobos song only plays if you (00:14:38) specifically pick the red and black choc (00:14:40) on the back of the group they knew what (00:14:42) they were doing dude I legitimately (00:14:44) didn't know Square Enix could be funny (00:14:45) and that sounds like a joke I'm not (00:14:47) making a joke that's very funny all (00:14:49) right yeah it's definitely the Sonic one (00:14:53) surely (00:14:55) uh-huh oh it's this one oh it's this one (00:14:59) I remember yeah yeah yeah yep there it (00:15:02) is yep a song made entirely of brown (00:15:05) notes you can take any note from that (00:15:08) entire Arrangement and every single one (00:15:10) of them will make you [ __ ] your (00:15:14) pants this is very earthworm (00:15:17) gym oh it doesn't (00:15:19) stop yep (00:15:22) okay it keeps going (00:15:27) up never mind it turned into Pizza (00:15:30) music uh okay now it's getting scary now (00:15:33) it's scary (00:15:35) pizza back (00:15:37) to no we're back (00:15:41) [Music] (00:15:43) okay the guy just showed up with the (00:15:46) guitar I think a lot of people might (00:15:48) change their vote yeah yeah the (00:15:51) vote the vote has changed quite a bit (00:15:54) yeah yeah this one this one this one (00:15:57) wins oh hit it is it the bo (00:16:01) yeah I didn't know that sound (00:16:05) what are the Genesis and Super Nintendo (00:16:08) ones different mine didn't make a sex (00:16:10) sound mine didn't make that sound mine (00:16:12) went ooh (00:16:15) not are they really different no (00:16:19) way oh my God no (00:16:25) way so the Genesis one isn't horny (00:16:35) why are they different nintend don't (00:16:38) nintend does in this instant wait so (00:16:41) this is the this is the first instance (00:16:42) of recorded vocals in a level theme in a (00:16:44) video (00:16:49) game (00:16:52) what can you speak up this is my Discord (00:16:55) girlfriend on karaoke night what (00:17:00) your mic is broken (00:17:02) kitten oh it's this (00:17:05) [Music] (00:17:06) song fire fire I know this (00:17:13) [Music] (00:17:17) track that is a little (00:17:20) [Music] (00:17:23) harsh who invited the harp player this (00:17:26) is like when you lose on Guitar Hero (00:17:28) dude was playing hero and just (00:17:30) [Music] (00:17:31) [Applause] (00:17:33) lost oh my (00:17:35) God oh my God it's corrupted Crazy Frog (00:17:40) holy [ __ ] I feel like it had to have (00:17:42) been more work to make it sound that bad (00:17:47) right like it couldn't have been it (00:17:50) could have been sane frog I wouldn't say (00:17:53) that we are in round two these should go (00:17:56) way faster here you go (00:17:59) [Music] (00:18:01) the Blue (00:18:03) Badger all right go ahead and vot all (00:18:06) right (00:18:08) goad it's definitely this (00:18:12) one oh my God okay it's definitely the (00:18:16) Chocobo (00:18:21) one on a heel or this (00:18:26) one I would actually say it was the (00:18:29) other one if this wasn't performed so (00:18:31) badly this is this is the song it just (00:18:34) they got a guy in the the programming (00:18:37) team to sing it no I'm not even voting (00:18:39) this one (00:18:41) wins this isn't even a vote this one's (00:18:46) easy this a not even close this a (00:18:49) blowout this one's a blood B what (00:18:52) happens in this game what causes this is (00:18:56) this one even bad this one got a buy (00:19:01) [Laughter] (00:19:02) okay wait a minute I didn't know it was (00:19:08) Skrillex wait wait wait I think we have (00:19:14) severely (00:19:15) underestimated this chatter I did not (00:19:18) know this song was dumb step this song (00:19:22) pops up randomly 60 hours (00:19:25) in and the rest of Fire Emblem it's all (00:19:28) like strings and like orchestral [ __ ] (00:19:31) and then this [ __ ] just drops it wins it (00:19:35) that one (00:19:38) wins why does it have a keyboard okay (00:19:41) that one or this (00:19:42) [Music] (00:19:44) one this one's a little (00:19:47) intense this one it sounds like two (00:19:50) songs playing at once like it seems like (00:19:52) I'm playing two like versions of it but (00:19:54) it's only one this one's bad but it's (00:19:56) only cuz it's on Old Hardware they did (00:19:59) the best they could actually (00:20:03) wait they definitely could have done (00:20:06) better they definitely could that that (00:20:08) one wins I'm sorry I was going to say (00:20:10) the other one but oh hit (00:20:18) it oh my god dude it actually kind of (00:20:21) hits just me scanning my groceries to (00:20:24) the (00:20:26) beam yeah when you when you scan every (00:20:29) single can of soda individually there at (00:20:31) that (00:20:32) point oh hit it this s sounds like (00:20:36) they're taking me away the men in the (00:20:39) white van going to put me in a straight (00:20:41) jacket why is this song Chasing (00:20:45) Me definitely CH oh there's the there's (00:20:47) the pizza song yep Cameo and we're back (00:20:49) to it this is the HARP (00:20:53) [Music] (00:20:57) soloist anyway here here's Crazy (00:21:00) [Music] (00:21:00) [Applause] (00:21:02) Frog oh my (00:21:05) God it's an assault on all (00:21:07) [Music] (00:21:09) senses are you [ __ ] (00:21:13) serious that one's definitely worse all (00:21:15) right top (00:21:18) eight it's not this one it's definitely (00:21:23) two this [ __ ] comes storming (00:21:26) in just bust into the room yeah this one (00:21:31) wins oh (00:21:33) wait oh man this is tough no it's not (00:21:38) shut the [ __ ] up national anthem (00:21:40) Spider-Man is (00:21:41) [Music] (00:21:44) Onish this is my favorite (00:21:50) song why is he fighting the Joker just (00:21:53) in time for (00:21:55) [Music] (00:21:57) October stop (00:21:59) screaming oh my God oh my (00:22:03) God okay yeah now it gets hard this (00:22:06) one's like a a haunted uh Big Ben this (00:22:10) is like Big Ben as an SCP one is so much (00:22:13) worse I dude I I really think it's too a (00:22:17) dubstep (00:22:21) song in the middle of Fire Emblem I (00:22:26) think two is worth cuz one is like a (00:22:29) [ __ ] up like I don't know I was going (00:22:32) to say one is like a [ __ ] up like they (00:22:33) didn't know any better but it was on the (00:22:35) [ __ ] Genesis of course they knew (00:22:36) better and it's a Sonic song oh dude the (00:22:39) Bell is CRA Sonic is audio (00:22:43) terrorism we go to I'm going to I'm (00:22:45) going to this is not a Dem uh democracy (00:22:47) stream I go to two is (00:22:50) inexplicable exactly why did Nintendo do (00:22:53) that it's a two uh oh I you know this (00:22:57) one this one's obvious I think this (00:23:00) one's just samples over a (00:23:04) [Music] (00:23:06) beat (00:23:08) but I actually think it's this one they (00:23:10) had no (00:23:12) ideas one gets worse though no you're (00:23:21) right it's wild Woody never mind all (00:23:24) right we have our final four okay this (00:23:26) one's [ __ ] up oh it is top eight (00:23:28) you're right round of four top eight (00:23:30) this is top eight my bad it's funny (00:23:31) enough without the samples the samples (00:23:34) put it over the (00:23:36) top send it the giggler (00:23:44) like like he's sitting on a thumb tag (00:23:47) it's this one it's definitely that one (00:23:50) oh dude oh (00:23:55) wait these are two vote you guys can (00:23:58) vote I think we've come to the point (00:24:00) where the uh incompetence of the music (00:24:03) has defeated the the conceptual humor of (00:24:07) this dubstep (00:24:08) [Music] (00:24:13) track manic Miner always takes me off (00:24:16) guard yeah I've heard this song many (00:24:18) times tonight and I'm never ready for it (00:24:21) meanwhile here you go there's the voting (00:24:24) go ahead and (00:24:27) vote (00:24:31) I love this one I love this track (00:24:32) unironically I love this [ __ ] two is not (00:24:35) a (00:24:36) song I guess this technically is a song (00:24:40) that is a song (00:24:45) right this one's really hard it's it42 (00:24:50) manic Miner is an actual (00:24:52) [Music] (00:24:57) song (00:24:59) Zoomer just voting to cuz of Crazy Frog (00:25:01) you (00:25:03) think dude it's so thick every note is (00:25:06) so thick on this (00:25:08) [Music] (00:25:09) track it's just so what was this on this (00:25:13) is such a pungent song Right technology (00:25:17) diff it's so chunky man that's a real (00:25:20) song converted horribly this is an (00:25:22) original composition put in the middle (00:25:23) of a game it's this one it's w Woody I (00:25:25) have to I have to say wild Woody (00:25:30) it's so (00:25:33) good it's so good man Knight of the (00:25:37) giggler it's it's Spider-Man all right (00:25:40) last (00:25:42) two what emotion is wild Woody trying to (00:25:46) induce Panic pure instinctual (00:25:50) Panic like the kind of antelope feels (00:25:53) when being chased by a lion I don't get (00:25:54) your beef with two it's kind of (00:25:57) fun yeah you having a good time here (00:26:00) chatter I'm (00:26:02) not final (00:26:06) round it's so strong there at the end (00:26:09) I'm wild wy's biggest (00:26:11) Defender yeah honestly I think it's (00:26:14) sucks that it's this anticlimactic but (00:26:17) this has to be the worst video game song (00:26:20) of all it has to be this one play both (00:26:23) at the same time it's incomprehensible (00:26:25) this isn't going to be funny there's (00:26:27) nothing there (00:26:29) okay there's a lot of screaming actually (00:26:31) never mind actually I you guys were (00:26:33) cooking something there is a lot of (00:26:38) screaming turn up the cuckoo (00:26:44) clock oh my god dude well done to (00:26:47) Sriracha flash for submitting the worst (00:26:51) video game song of all time it is (00:26:55) Spider-Man the Animated Series music fun (00:26:59) house congratulations dr's in chat (00:27:02) Chacha (00:27:09) Flash